Laugh! Beat me down! If U got your nobs 4 brains!
And lotza peeps do; not always 2my face, but I hear bout it on the jungletel! I've heard it all before!
Ok, I am a boy born with no penis or testicles.
Yeh, Willy has no willy!
Despite being asexual (penile agenesis), I Am a genuine 46xy karyotype male. The perfect body. Just no ugly bits !
AND..... the only pussy I got sleeps on the sofa and licks his ass!
Sex? What's that?
........ Oh that!!! Sorry guys, dunno what it means; don't have the feelings, the urge! I dunno what turned on means. No testicles means I got no sex hormones, no 5-alpha dihydrotestosterone. Frustrated? If U never get laid, U might! .....Not me! Hah!
So, who wants a penis, ifU don't wanna have ?
.......And, who wants a penis anyway, ifU don't intend2 have kidz? I spent 20 years bringing up my nephs, so I been there, dunnit, got the t-shirt!
Nobs are hideous anyhow, while I have the body of an ! (geddit?)
Think prepubescent @48-y-o. Yeh; I'm that cute virgin who ain't aged!
It's taken me years to get the courage 2 come out, 2 believe in myself. Yeh, I got no willy, but I guess I got the balls!
So: comments welcome! Gimme kudos! Gimme banter! Say what U like; I insist!
.......U can't hurt me!
.......Coz naturism told me
................I am the boy beautiful!